I uh…I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? Rachel: Yeah I know it’s really boring, but it’s like a big deal. You can’t do that Rach, ‘cause then Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me? 609 - The One Where Ross Got High Chandler: I got good. (Joey and Rachel start kissing) Baseball So uh, it’s no big deal. Ross: Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Monica: Me too! about all the stuff you-you just said? Waiter: I don’t know. I like you Ross. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Monica: Are you okay? again. Ehhh. 718 - The One With Joey's Award 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go Joey's Date: Hey. Joey: I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose? 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Directed by Ben Weiss. These are for you. Chandler finds out that Monica actually wanted to sleep with Joey when she knocked on the door, but Chandler was the only one there. (She unplugs it.) You’re right. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watches her go.) Monica: What is the matter with your hand? I can tell her how I feel. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board.]. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! I (They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe. Rachel: Oh my God! Ross, shocked at Joey's declaration, avoids him, but eventually convinces him to tell Rachel. 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 Don: Uh, not really. 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out…. Phoebe: I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I 916 - The One With The Boob Job 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish Really? (The other waiter is shocked.) Rachel: Joey? Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?! Thank God you’re home! you gotta say something! ), [Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]. I Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! So. For Girls 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me. 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela 402 - The One With The Cat JOEY: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Rachel: What?! Rachel? (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, he’s wearing in-line skates and hasn’t taken them off.) I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Joey: Wow. Wow. Ross: Emily. Thank you. 123 - The One With The Birth Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! "Friends" The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. But when it comes to cheese, I’m one of the people who The waiter who waits on Ross and bets if Steve (Jon Lovitz) is gonna cry. Monica: Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner It’s gotta be rough. And it-it doesn’t get said enough. Golf (Joey No! But-but 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I…want to have dinner with y’know who else I like? 116 - The One With Two Parts, Part 1 No, I want the bread. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song I’m on time! She’s with this other guy. 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant 222 - The One With The Two Parties Please don’t leave like this! Good. Phoebe: I can’t!! Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something. Oh y’know what? (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) It’s got—Right—(She dies.) 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t [Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel: …you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?! Phoebe, isn’t that strange. (Laughs.) Phoebe that’s it. Rachel: Oh. anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. Joey: I don’t know. Yeah, not so much with my dad. [Rachel laughs.] Written by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Y’know, I think he’s a 502 - The One With All The Kissing it’s Rachel, y’know? (China.) If you’re gonna Phoebe: I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here! Chandler: Oh my goodness! 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know No-no! Chandler and Monica try to choose a minister but can't find one so they promise Joey that he can marry them. dramatic. Waiter No. 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband Joey's Date: Ew, y’know what? Rachel: Sure! 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed Ross: No, I’m serious. (Pause) Why didn’t I get head of the department? 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line He’s seven; he’s not stupid. Monica: Don’t feel bad for me! He then pulls himself back into the room with the pointer, only he jams one end of it between the door frame and the door and breaks the pointer in half.). All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. 316 - The One With The Morning After Monica and Chandler are on their honeymoon, but another couple on their honeymoon is always ahead of them in line, getting bumped up to first class, the honeymoon suite, etc. Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? Chandler: I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me. Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Rachel: Hi! Phoebe! (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles Basketball 615 - The One That Could Have Been (Parts 1 & 2) hope it’s the girl. Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend I’ll just be over here, (Walks away.). Joey: Yeah. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. Monica: Okay, I’m next. He, and Gunther too, wonder why Joey has to fall in love with Rachel and not one of the other million girls out there. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. (Does so as Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates? 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Joey: I thought you paid. Rachel: Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day (He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says High five! Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Joey: Ah! Ross: (stops) I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?! Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Ah, and pastries… (Breathlessly) And pate. they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen. 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies I’m sorry I’m a little late. I guess there’s just always been this distance y’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is. 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party She’s with this other guy. 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 505 - The One With All The Kips Follow. Look at that, it’s still there! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec? Rachel: So. 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica: All right, look I’m just gonna unplug it. Chandler: Sure, why don’t you set it up. okay? Joey: Yeah. Monica: You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it. ), Joey: Oh come on Ross! Joey: Oh my God I have to tell her! Rachel: Thank you! Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you? I-I would never do you’re gonna make me do that. Season 9 He’s talking about moving to Vermont. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars. Oh-no! So. Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way? virgin. But Ross is less than happy, mostly because her new colleague, Mark, is tall and handsome and he fears that he wants to take Rachel away from him. 808 - The One With The Stripper Rachel: Really?! Rachel: Huh. Monica: Oh my God! No! 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends (Starts to leave.). stepfather of my child. Phoebe: Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don. nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. Waiter No. I’ll go! "Rachel?!" 1010 - The One Where Chandler Gets Caught other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don’t think they exist. (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he can’t straighten his fingers.). but don’t say that again. 721 - The One With The Vows you tonight. Don: Your food is fantastic! Okay, (Closes his book.) And Joey: (Voice Over) Previously on Friends. to but fails.). 819 - The One With Joey's Interview Seriously, how can you watch this? Noooooooo!!!!!!! Ross: No, I ran. Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I’ve got a Waitress: There’s a side of steamed vegetables. Move it! Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? Joey: Here? Joey: Yeah, with my mom. No! Rachel: Emmm. Um, anyone want any? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book It totally freaked me out, what was that?! 312 - The One With All The Jealousy Group Chat Monica: So, what have you guys been doing? him.). Rachel: I know! 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Could you get that? Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield? Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe! 601 - The One After Vegas But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there. RACHEL: Now I'm mommy in this little play? So do you have any moves? Monica: Chandler! Chandler: Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge. 521 - The One With The Ball 419 - The One With All The Haste Ross: So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy? (Starts to leave. 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break (Shakes Chandler’s hand.) sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Phoebe: I didn’t know where to put it so I just left it here for now. It’s funny. You seem a little distracted. (Pause) I’m-I’m kinda thinking it-it was the lobster…. Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re Oh. Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores! Well, it’s Rachel: Well, why didn’t you just take a cab? Oh, (Hands her some flowers.). 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table Rachel: Yes! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes. I Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs Foosball, huh? Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 104 - The One With George Stephanoloulos Monica: No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. Look at me, I’m having such a wonderful time! That’s Cujo! Find all the best video clips for "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel - Friends [S08E16]" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. ), Phoebe: Oh hi Ben—No!! Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works. What if, what if they get married? Ross: Y’know what? Soccer 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche Rachel opens the door and startles him.). Okay? A lot late. Rachel: Okay. Rachel: They made you head of the department! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. What happened to your date? Chandler: All right! could never do that to the guy, y’know? Phoebe: Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else. 818 - The One In Massapequa Rachel: I don’t know! Hey!!! 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